Thursday, April 24, 2014
Apparently, Kim Kardashian is pulling a Pauley Shore and is in the army now—or at least that’s what Kimbo’s unfortunate, military (not-so) chic ensemble is telling us.
The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star wore a whole lot of olive green while filming scenes from her reality show in Ventura on Wednesday. And we are definitely not feeling this ensemble.
Maybe Kim is enlisting in an army comprised of overly entitled reality stars? Perhaps Kim, Snooki, Flava Flav, Brett Michaels and all the Teen Moms are in a secret allegiance together? Maybe each reality star is wearing their very own distinctive olive-green ensemble (think Destiny’s Child but in camouflage), and are readying themselves to combat anyone trying to oppress the good old U.S. of A. Yes, a secret reality-star society trying to save the world is a stretch—but Kim Kardashian did appear on the cover of Vogue—so really anything is possible.
While Kim has recently been looking more stylish than her overly done-up days of yesteryear, we all know that for the past two years, Kanye West has had a watchful eye on her style, aka Kanye knows that Kim couldn’t dress herself if her life counted on it, so he dresses her himself. Clearly with Kanye out of town, Kim is left to her own fashion devices—and the outcome does not look good.
From the baggy Tom Ford silk top, to the high-heeled, studded Balmain hiking boot and unflattering olive-green leather skirt—this ‘80s-meets-army ensemble is a just a big ole mess. And look at the back of that skirt—Kim looks like she is wearing a saggy diaper!
We think Amy Winehouse said it best when she sang: “No, no, nooooo!”
Hey Kimbo—drop and give us 20! Okay nevermind ... too much work, maybe just take a nap or something.
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Let’s get ripped!
Kim Kardashian went for a more casual look of ripped jeans and a blush tone blazer for some shopping around L.A. with sister Kourtney and her partner Scott Disick today, and the reality star must have dropped some serious dough, because she was spotted carrying a massive bag of goodies from Saint Laurent to her car!
We don’t mind ripped jeans—but this is a bit much!
For the day of high-priced shopping, Kimmy K showed off the fruits of her workout labor when she highlighted her lean legs with some seriously ripped Levi’s. The reality star paired the jeans with a blush double-breasted Balmain blazer, Celine sunglasses and matching blush Giuseppe Zanotti Yvette pumps ($750).
Kimbo has been all about the Balmain jackets recently, wearing a black leather one very similar to the one she wore yesterday. When she finds a look she likes—Kim likes to stick with it!
The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star enjoyed some mommy time with daughter North West this past weekend, and managed to juggle parenting with her fitness routine by taking her little one for a stroll around Santa Barbara before Easter festivities.
Friday, April 11, 2014
Kim Kardashian certainly knows how to show off her assets! The engaged reality star has been sporting a plethora of white dresses lately—looks like she’s got her big day on the brain.
On Thursday night, the 33-year-old joined the rest of her family at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood to celebrate pal Scott Cunha’s birthday and shoot their reality show.
For the bday gathering, the bootylicious gal wore a sexy dress by Wes Gordon, Tom Ford chain link sandals and held a clutch by Bottega Venetta.
Kim looks chipper despite reports that she and Kanye West will have to postpone their wedding next month, due to a French law requires at least one of them to reside in the country for a minimum of 40 days before a civil ceremony can be conducted.
Since Kimye is quite the high profile couple—we think it would be pretty hard for them to trick the French government!
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
On Tuesday evening, Kim Kardashian gave onlookers a peek at her undergarments when she wore a see-through lace design in New York City.
The reality starlet first wore the head-turning outfit for an appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers. For the TV spot stop. Kimmy K donned a grey Rachel Roy lace dress, Tom Ford Napa lace-up pumps ($1690) and quite obviously also wore big black undergarments. We don’t think the long dress does anything for Kim’s petite-yet-curvy figure—and that on top of the visible underwear makes this an ensemble we really can’t get behind.
On the late night show, the 33-year-old chatted all about the couple’s controversial Vogue cover. Kim revealed that they had absolutely no idea they would get the cover, and that she kept the photo shoot a secret from her sisters by blaming it on Kanye?! Yup! Kim also shrugged off criticism that the duo didn’t deserve the cover said:
“Just to be in the same name as so many amazing people that have been on the cover is such an honor, and to have Anna Wintour pick us, and I know that, it’s like, the first of a lot. Kanye’s the first rapper to be on, I’m the first reality person to be on and the first interracial couple. All of these mean so much to Kanye and I ... it’s honestly the biggest dream come true.”
After her appearance, Nori’s mama met up for dinner with with fiance Kanye West, Anna Wintour and Harvey Weinstein. Sounds like a celebration dinner if you ask us!