Apparently, Kim Kardashian is pulling a Pauley Shore and is in the army now—or at least that’s what Kimbo’s unfortunate, military (not-so) chic ensemble is telling us.
The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star wore a whole lot of olive green while filming scenes from her reality show in Ventura on Wednesday. And we are definitely not feeling this ensemble.
Maybe Kim is enlisting in an army comprised of overly entitled reality stars? Perhaps Kim, Snooki, Flava Flav, Brett Michaels and all the Teen Moms are in a secret allegiance together? Maybe each reality star is wearing their very own distinctive olive-green ensemble (think Destiny’s Child but in camouflage), and are readying themselves to combat anyone trying to oppress the good old U.S. of A. Yes, a secret reality-star society trying to save the world is a stretch—but Kim Kardashian did appear on the cover of Vogue—so really anything is possible.
While Kim has recently been looking more stylish than her overly done-up days of yesteryear, we all know that for the past two years, Kanye West has had a watchful eye on her style, aka Kanye knows that Kim couldn’t dress herself if her life counted on it, so he dresses her himself. Clearly with Kanye out of town, Kim is left to her own fashion devices—and the outcome does not look good.
From the baggy Tom Ford silk top, to the high-heeled, studded Balmain hiking boot and unflattering olive-green leather skirt—this ‘80s-meets-army ensemble is a just a big ole mess. And look at the back of that skirt—Kim looks like she is wearing a saggy diaper!
We think Amy Winehouse said it best when she sang: “No, no, nooooo!”
Hey Kimbo—drop and give us 20! Okay nevermind ... too much work, maybe just take a nap or something.
On Tuesday night, Rihanna got all dolled up for dinner at Giorgio Baldi, and she had everyone’s attention with these thigh-high boots! The R&B superstar seems to eat at this restaurant every other night when she’s here in Los Angeles—wonder if she orders the same thing every time too?
For the night on the town, Riri wore a Cross Colours (because the ‘90s are back!) jacket, paired with blood red knee-high boots. We gotta leave it to Rihanna—she certainly knows how to steal the show—even at dinner!
In other news, the Bajan beauty will be lending her million-dollar voice to the new animated movie by DreamWorks, Home, in which she plays a girl named Tip who survives an alien attack and ends up befriending one of the creatures.
According to a plot synopsis, “when Earth is taken over by the overly confident Boov, an alien race in search of a new place to call home, all humans are promptly relocated, while the Boov get busy efficiently reorganizing the planet. But when one resourceful girl, Tip, manages to avoid capture, she finds herself the accidental accomplice of a banished Boov by the name of Oh. Equally stubborn and set in their ways, these two fugitives realize there’s a lot more at stake than intergalactic relations as they embark on the road trip of a lifetime. Good thing they have a flying car.”
Jennifer Lopez and The Big Bang Theory‘s Jim Parsons will also star. This has to be better than Battleship, right?
Let’s get ripped!
Kim Kardashian went for a more casual look of ripped jeans and a blush tone blazer for some shopping around L.A. with sister Kourtney and her partner Scott Disick today, and the reality star must have dropped some serious dough, because she was spotted carrying a massive bag of goodies from Saint Laurent to her car!
We don’t mind ripped jeans—but this is a bit much!
For the day of high-priced shopping, Kimmy K showed off the fruits of her workout labor when she highlighted her lean legs with some seriously ripped Levi’s. The reality star paired the jeans with a blush double-breasted Balmain blazer, Celine sunglasses and matching blush Giuseppe Zanotti Yvette pumps ($750).
Kimbo has been all about the Balmain jackets recently, wearing a black leather one very similar to the one she wore yesterday. When she finds a look she likes—Kim likes to stick with it!
The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star enjoyed some mommy time with daughter North West this past weekend, and managed to juggle parenting with her fitness routine by taking her little one for a stroll around Santa Barbara before Easter festivities.